I am leaving work early to go to the DMV and try to convince the world I AM FREAKING MARRIED GET OVER IT AND LET ME CHANGE MY NAME!
(aka fill out more paperwork and wait a long time for a pimple faced kid to stop texting and take my new DMV picture.*)
((...and probably lie about my weight. Again. Oh, JUST LET ME HAVE MY COLLEGE WAISTLINE AT LEAST ON PAPER, OKAY!?))
***
But you really shouldn't feel sorry for me because that husband of mine planted a garden this weekend.
In a cute little box he MADE HIMSELF.
With literally NO help for me except a bunch of excitement.
Which is probably worth something but not all that much when you are digging into soil.
...and for the record, it's not because I am not supportive...just totally uninformed.
And also, distracted by washing all our Tupperware.
--annnnnnd this is why my brother calls me old, boring, and married.
(WHAT-EVER!)
OH, and did I mention Adam cleans the bathroom???
BONUS!
*This might seem unfair...except that is exactly what happened last time. SERIOUSLY.
6 comments:
haha love it
this made me laugh out loud more than once.
i love you!
Just found your blog (from your comment on mine)! You have such a gift with writing!! haha...I love this post! Hope you enjoy your fresh garden goodies this summer. :)
Capitalizing an exclamation about bathroom cleaning does NOT translate as boring!!
ha ha..annnnnd i rest my case.
Sarah--SKYPE!?!?!
Knoth--as did your SHEEP COSTUME (?!)
Sarah--awesome! I LOVE reading about your African adventure! So exciting!!!
Lauren--THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS!!! (reason #485)
Bri--Remember whose couch your little head will be on AS YOU SLEEP...muwahahaha. Also, you're tall.
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