Patron 1: Your blouse is super cute!
Me (while self-consciously thinking of the medium caramel macchiato* I just consumed): We could so be friends!
Patron 2: Ooh! Looks like someone got caught in the rain!
Me (while self-consciously touching completely dry curls): It may be time for a new hair gel...
p.s. Calories don't count right now. Challenge me if you dare.