Scene: Co-worker's baby shower.
IMPORTANT NOTE: NO BABY ON BOARD OVER HERE.* Give me a freaking heart attack.
Me: Some of my friends are just so awesome about the whole being a mother thing! I really hope I'm laid back...
Her: Ha! No way. You'll be the most nervous mother yet.
Happy weekending! Hope it includes peace and joy...after all, 'tis the season!
*In fact, let's just be crazy and forget what is apparently a (rather appalling) social norm and instead of inquiring on my baby status and checking out my waistline while doing so (rude and weird and horribly uncomfortable...yes, EVEN when you do it with a smile)...let's just assume that this is a baby-free zone** until further notice.
**I don't hate babies.