At our favorite bustling Mexican restaurant on Taco Tuesday:
Me: (sliding into the booth) So what are you having?
Him: (leaning closer) What?
Me: (louder) What are you eating?
Me: (above the many clinking dishes and many screaming children) What are YOU. EATING?!
Him: (puzzled look) Um, chips and salsa...?
Me: WHAT ARE YOU ORDERING TONIGHT FOR DINNER FROM THIS RESTAURANT?
Him: We communicate so well.