Anyone else ever wonder:
Who is stalking you on facebook right this very moment?
What we are supposed to eat for breakfast now that cereal costs more than life itself?
When Jim Halpert will freaking propose already?!
Where it is ever socially acceptable to wear a long-sleeved, monogrammed denim shirt?
Why ice cream tastes SO GOOD--always?
How much more entertaining life would be as a choose-your-own adventure?
...or is it just me?