All said by the consultant. Because my life is awesome.
1. Sorry I'm late! Had to finish waxing my lip! Whoeee that'll getcha!
2. (while stirring the wax that is about to be applied TO YOUR FACE) Hmm...this is weird!
3. I'm confused...
4. Let's switch chairs. Whoever is in charge of this station is, like, SERIOUSLY slacking on sanitation today!
5. Yeah, you'll need to get up. I mean, usually, I can move the chair while the person stays sitting but...yeah, you need to get up.
6. (to another consultant) I'm doing this right...right?
Don't worry, I still have both eyebrows.
...and newly-grayed hair.