Inspired by the man who married me and who, incidentally, also had a conversation with me regarding our future Saggy Butt Syndrome and Hunch Back Condition then shrugged and said, "Wanna get ice cream?"*
*Note: We have a great affinity for old people. Please don't judge.**
**Disclaimer: Some of their other cards are uh, rather racy. I just so happened to see this one at Urban Outfitters and nearly died laughing.