Calling all hipsters:

Can someone please tell me how to tie a freaking scarf?

Please and thank you.


Also, while you're at it, if you could teach me to knit, that would be swell.

(--do hipsters knit?)

((--does anyone say swell anymore?))


Annnd rant over.
Carry on.


Katie said...

I would like to learn how to tie a scarf as well. So when you learn, come teach me! And no, no one says swell anymore. But my new toothbrush might say BFF on it...so I won't judge you if you don't judge me!

kimberly said...

i can teach you to knit! and I am kind of obsessed with scarves.

luke said...

fold tie in half, joining the two ends. wrap around your neck holding the two ends in front of each shoulder. take the side with the two ends of the scarf and pull them through the loop created by the middle of the scarf. pull to desired tightness.

yes i'm a hipster. and a man. boo-yah.

ps my word verification is "holer!!!"

pps ok so i added the exclamation marks, so what?

Sara said...

Katie--see Luke's note! Perhaps he has saved us all from utter social anxiety! ...also LOVE the BFF toothbrush! hahaha.

Kim--REALLY?!!?!? I have to warn you, I have only ever made one little nine patch (is that even the right term? SEE?!) and sewn on two buttons (during week 2 of marriage. I was feeling gutsy). ...but DEAL!

Luke--That was the best comment. EVER. The scarf advice...the manhipster...the booyah...the holler and the ! (added). Well done my friend. Welll done. (and i'll definitely try that tie! Thanks for helping a sister out!)